

The thoughts of Mr. Maley and his wonderful, respectful, and always properly prepared students at Kenwood Academy.
Celtics Make History Today's game was awesome as the Celtics (8-7) made team history by winning both of their games in same day for the first time all season! They both were BLOWOUTS! In the first game, Team Polo (10-5) lost to the Celtics by a final score was 12-5! In the second game, the Celtics beat Team Taylor (2-13) by a final score 16-2! CONGRATS CELTICS ON MAKING HISTORY AND GOOD LUCK IN THE PLAYOFFS THIS WEEK! by Tyesha Diggins The Unnameds Survive Hack Fest...Barely Well its playoff week so, LET'S GET READY TO RUMB-oh wait, wrong sport. I must've been confused as the Shut it Downs (4-11) attempted to beat down the UNNAMEDs (9-5). I must agree with Mr. Maley when he stated, "this team is the dirtiest team in the league." From Eboni Wilson and Janice Reed-Brown repeatedly fouling my players to calling faux fouls, this team was utterly out of control. The early nineties Knicks and Pistons were angels on the court compared to the Shut it Downs. Translation? Easy win for the UNNAMEDs. 5-Star Hoping to Get Hot as Playoffs Approach Today's game was outstanding. This week was really important because the 5 Star Kings (8-6) would like to improve their seed for the playoffs which start and end on Thursday. The 5 Star Kings took on the All-Stars (9-4), but the 5 Star Kings couldn' take the heat. It was a close game but, they didn’t defend well enough to win. The 5 Star Kings lost by a score of 6-5. by Tiambriss Johnson |
Maley Minute: In other news, Javon Brooks became only the second player in the KPL to get a suspension reduced. Javon filed a formal letter of appeal to the League Commisioner's Office, requesting that the Commish reconsider.
Although Maley was not happy with reducing the suspension, he had to keep his word. The Commish could not be reached for further comment.
Fortunately for us, lead investigative journalist for the tabloid magazine "The Secret KPL" received an anonymous email with the exact letter of appeal that was sent to KPL headquarters by Brooks.
"I want to apologize to the board and all associated with the KPL for my behavior that took place 2 days ago. I could have avoided the whole situation if I would have kept my mouth closed. Also, I let down my team by not playing. In the future, I will no longer resort to such behavior. I have learned from my actions and request that the league review the severity of my suspension."
- Javon Brooks
5th Period
The Commish Impressed by Powell
After getting off to slow start in the first two days of KPL play, Team Unity's (2-6) Requean Powell has caught fire as of late. He has a D-Wade/Manu Ginobli-like way of splitting defenders and finishing at the rim over taller opponents. He has been lights out from 16 feet and in and has put himself among the elite scorers in the league. Even more impressive has been Powell's leadership ability. If he can lead the charge and get Unity back to .500, Powell may put himself in the mix for MVP consideration.
- Ghostwriter (Because 5th period reporters didn't meet deadlines)
7th Period
The Unnameds Split Two
The UNNAMEDs took sole possession of first place today, ending the day with a 5-2 record. First, they took down the Shut it downs, no bigee. The final score was a whopping 5-0 thanks to Ben with his trick block, a beautiful trick shot by Alicia "the Awesome" Peters, and Darren's pretty shot with Victor Francois right in his face. Sorry kid, no cigars.
The 5 star kings (4-3) stepped up to the plate next. I must say, they really brought the heat. Willy was notably too eager for words-or points for that matter and Wes seemed to foul in all directions. Greg Stepney however became the master of the rebounds.
Regulation ended in a tie and the game proceeded into overtime. After the the first few failed attempts by both teams, Demetrius "The Closer" Thomas put it in a running one-hander for a 6-5 finish. 5 star kings take all...and then some.
by Chavelle Blackburn
Jiles, Stepney, and Thomas lead Comback Kings
The 5 Star Kings (4-3) and the All Stars (4-3) went head-to-head once again today. This time, the 5 Star Kings took the gold. With a score of 9-0, you couldn't help but watch this dominating performance. Willie Jiles made 3 pointer after 3 pointer and even threw a few lay-ups as well. He had everybody in the gym on their feet. Gregory Stepney put forth an incredible defensive effort, rejecting everything put up close to the rim.
Even though the All Star's lost they played with a lot of energy and worked extremely hard on the defensive end. Jermari Boddy and Brittany French weren't playing any games. In the end the 5 Star Kings took the game by a score of 9-0.
Once again the 5 Star Kings (4-3) came hard and took the game by storm going against the Un-Named (5-2). I must admit, the Un-Nameds are a very good team with really good players. Ben taking the team in his hand had the Fanatics of the Anonymous in the crowd going crazy. The Un-Named had a big lead on the 5 Star Kings, but the comeback Kings made an instantly huge offensive surge towards the last 2 minutes of the game. Gregory Stepney,Willie Jiles, and Demetrius took the game over by playing great defense and making lay-ups. With 10 seconds on the clock the game was tied 5-5. When the buzzer went off and no one scoring, the game fittingly went into over time.
In the end the score came out to 6-5, 5 Star Kings, as Greg Stepney scored the game winner. In all my years of covering the game for the KPL, these were the best two games that I'd ever seen. I've never seen people put their all into something like these 3 teams did today. Hopefully we get the same energy tomorrow, but then again, you never know what to expect.
-Your Favorite Reporter,
Yasmine Treaseh
Period 4
St. Paddy Would Proud of His Beloved Celtics
What a perfect St. Patrick’s game this was! It was a very competitive game as always when the Warriors (3-3) and Celtics (3-3) play each other. I sat as close I could to the game, even with my fear of being hit with the ball, in order to give you, my fans, the details and niddy griddy of the game!
There was a strong feel of tension between arch rivalries Kolajo Okanlawon and Chris Butler as they tipped the ball off in the beginning of the game. Ellijah Stallings made the first point of the game for his Team Warriors. He then performed an Irish Jig dance in honor of St. Patricks day to celebrate his accomplishment! That had to be the FUNNIEST thing ever! We also had Keyona Washington, with her size 3 feet , running up and down the court hustling and playing hard in an attempt to bring her team a victory. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. The Celtics captured another win and proved that there is truth to the phrase “The Luck of the Irish.”
CONGRATS CELTICS, on another victory!
Santario Backs Up His Boast
The first game of the day began with Team Polo (5-1) Captain Santario Mitchell claiming that, "This will be an easy win!" against Team Taylor (1-5). With a majority of females on Team Taylor, who knows how this game could go? Cayla Frederick gave a good team effort for Team Taylor even though she uncharacteristically struggled with her shot. Captain Taylor Fowler showed that she is just as tough as any of the boys, and Imari Craft played great help-side defense, always keeping the ball in her sight.
Santario continued to show his star play-making abilities for Polo, and did a nice job of fighting through Christian Bryant’s continual trash-talking of Mitchell’s team. Other than that, this game was full of positive spirits! The game ended with Polo winning 11 to zip! Another great victory for team Polo!
by Kyndal Buchanan
Watching today's game I was PRESSED. Where was Khensura?????? Everyone played their hardest, but they needed Khensura to make sure that all their plays worked out. Even the head honcho himself, Mr. Maley jumped in the game and tried to help the team out. I guess it wasn't enough.
by Kierra Reed
Cooler Heads Prevail
Today, The Other Guys (4-2) matched up against Team Unity (1-5). During the beginning of the game everyone seemed to play fair and remain civil, until Unity’s Requan Powell and Other Guys’ Khalid Gates had an terrible fallout because Khalid decided to push the envelope regarding aggressive defensive play. Both players let their emotions get the best of them and were suspended by commissioner Maley for conduct detrimental to the league. Come on now guys, its just basketball! While you have to play hard for the win, you also have to keep your cool. The Other Guys were better able to do that on this day and came away with their 4th victory of the season.
Period 7
Shut it Down Drops Another One
Today, team Shut It Down (0-5) played the All Stars (4-1). Jermari Boddy of the All Stars scored most of the points for his team because the rest of the All-Stars had an off shooting night. The All Stars did win the game, and proved, like most great teams that they could win despite playing poorly.
Both teams were shooting air balls and there was repeat two- hand dribbling by some of the girls on team Shut It Down. They have lost every game this season, but I have a feeling that the mandatory practice that Captain Yashae scheduled for this weekend is going to change their fortunes for next week.
by Maliah Terry
The Anonymous Ones Make Their Presence Known
It's Day 3 and the UNNAMEDs (4-1) faced the 5-Star Kings (2-3) once more. Claiming Willy had brought his game face, his team felt quite the shame that he let his F-game shine. The lovely Brianna had her 5 seconds of fame but by this time, the UNNAMEDs had already taken over. With Kayla's juggling-dribble act and Big Ben's quick and accurate shots the team whose name shall not be spoken ascended to a 6-3 lead. The 5-Star Kings made a valiant comeback, but Willy missed the game-winning shot, allowing the UNNAMEDs to take home another gold.
by Chavelle Blackburn
Period 4
Warriors Edge Team Taylor
Today’s game pitted the Warriors (3-1) vs. Team Taylor (0-4). The final scored had the Warriors coming away with a 7-5 victory. This was a fascinating game and I am proud of the Warriors for their effort in victory.
In this game Raphael Hinjosa was the star of the game even though his Team Taylor lost. He scored numerous points and grabbed 8 rebounds. Imari Craft was also outstanding, showing tremendous hustle and passing ability. Cayla Frederick stood out as well. She outhustled the boys on the Warriors time and again. If time hadn’t run out, Team Taylor may have been able to sneak away with their first victory.
by Agnes Aniwaah
Upset Special
Who would've thought? Instead of Captain Santario Mitchell starting the game, teamate Jira Love was the one who checked the ball in! She was able to pass the ball to Saintario, who then found Marcus Giles who attempted, and made, his first shot of the game. Good team work guys!
All was not positive as the males continuously brawled in the game and I witnessed a lack of female participation as well! Come on girls!
There was an obvious tension between Captain Saintario and Warrior Captain Kolajo. Could this be the start of a rivalry, along the lines of Larry Bird and Magic Johnson? Quite Possibly. On this day, Kolajo got the best of Santario and Team Polo. The Warriors (3-1) were able to snag their third victory of the season, pulling them into a tie for first with Team Polo (3-1).
by Kyndal Buchanan
Flowers Wins it for Polo
Today's game paired Celtics (2-2) against Team Polo (3-1). FINALLY, we were able to see Chris Butler and Santario Mitchell work each other out! I'm pretty sure this is what the fans had been waiting for!
First, let’s report on Mitchell. You could see the frustration on his face as he tried not to "ball hog" which is his ULTIMATE struggle. With Coach Maley watching, he had to at least pretend like he would play team ball. Tariq Muhammad, captain of the Celtics played extremely well and frustrated his opponents on the defensive end. Muhammad's highlight of the day was when he made a last minute shot, tying the game at 4.
With time running down, and the ball in their possession, we all thought the Celtics were going to bring home another victory. Out of nowhere, Deyona Flowers, stole the ball from Butler and made the game winning shot, allowing Team Polo to get its third victory of the season. CONGRATS TEAM POLO!
by Tyesha Diggins (Just like the one I did yesterday that Mr. Maley didn't give me credit for)
Period 5
We're So Good It's Boring
Today's game lacked excitement. It didn't make me want to pay attention, so I didn't lol. From what I saw, Sam was great. He made sure that he blocked any possible shots of the other team. Overall the game was Very Boring, but the only thing that really matters is that Ra and Friends (4-0) won both games AGAIN and remain one of only two undefeated teams in the entire KPL. We are Too School For Cool?!?!?! =)
Kierra Reed (Ra and Friends Beat Reporter)
Period 7
The Unnameds Start to Make a Name for Themselves
As the second game of the day approached, the Unnameds (2-1) agreed that the Shut it Downs (0-3) could’ve shut it up. It all began as a pointless match; PUN INTENDED. No points were scored until halfway through the game. The Shut it Downs were sure to call fouls on Team Unnamed, while I was sure to call FOUL on Eboni's language (Pardon her Brittney French). Big Bad Ben eventually scored the first 2-pointer (or any pointer for that matter) for his team to take a 2-0 lead. Eboni Wilson’s dedicated, yet dull, defense allowed Ben Moore to score multiple times, which allowed Team Unnamed to take a 3-0 lead where they would remain for the rest of the game.
Good news for Team Unnammed: VICTORY! Good news for Shut it down: I'll be sure to contact team member Janice because I'm looking for a travel agent!
by Chavelle Blackburn (Team Unnamed Beat Reporter)
5-Star Kings Win One of Two
Today was an awesome game. The 5 Star Kings (1-2) took on Shut It Down (0-3). The 5 Star Kings were able to get their first win by a score of 4-1. Wes Govis scored 2 points and Willie Giles made another two shots to help secure the victory.
In their second game, the 5 Star Kings lost, but they worked hard. Greg Stepney had 1 basket, 5 rebounds, and 2 assists. Demetrius Thomas chipped in with a bucket as well. It was not enough as they lost 5-3. The 5 Star Kings will seek redemption tomorrow and try to pick up their second W.
by Tiambriss Johnson (Team 5-Star King Beat Reporter)
From Yasmine’s Point of View
The games we had today were crazy. The level of energy and excitement was off the roof. The 5 Star Kings (1-2) vs. Shut It Down (0-3) today was a great game. Willie Jiles once again made crazy shots and had everybody going equally crazy. The defense and determination was out of this world. In the end, The 5 Star Kings won 4 to 1.
The game that everybody was waiting for happened today. Two very strong and hard working teams, determined to win, went head to head on the floor. The All Star's (3-0) and the 5 Star Kings (1-2) were out there all into it today. Jamari Body and Brittany from the All Star's had great team work and showed no signs of giving up AT ALL. From the 5 Star King's perspective, Gregory Stepney and WIllie Jiles made great lay-ups. I've never seen any team fight as hard as these two did today. In the end, with all the great energy and excitement, the All Star's won 5 to 3.
Dean With the Game Winner!
Team Wizards (2-1) consists of Amber Luckes, Chole Watts, Jacarie Martin, Kierra Seay, Steven Dean, Davia Montgomery, Josh Larry, and Raymond.
Shawanda Washington (Wizards Beat Reporter)
The Love- Els were (0-3) were far more active than the Steven Dean-less Wizards team that I watched and wrote about on Monday. In their one and only completed (second game will resume tomorrow) game of the day, they almost beat the Thunder, led by Quentis Owney and Latrell Atwood. The Thunder (name for a team of nearly all boy’s team) escaped in overtime.
The female laden Love-Els received a huge basket from Briana Eubanks to cut into the lead, while lone boy Michael Flowers tied it to force overtime. Though they were very close to winning, thanks to a combination of hard work and Captain Love-Els intense woman-to-man defense, they could not pull it off and ended up falling a little bit short. For the most part though, they were surprisingly un-intimidated, going against a male-dominant team. Kudos to the Love-Els for their remarkable effort.
St. Paddy's Day Comes Early for the Celtics
First Game of the Season! Celtics versus Team Taylor (0-2)!
The unique thing about this match-up was the much anticipated battle between Chris Butler and Raphael Hinjosa. Hinjosa and Butler had the ultimate showdown today. During the middle of the game, Hinjosa crossed Butler in an unbelievable way, leaving Butler with a PRICELSS expression on his face. Too bad Rafael missed the lay-up because the crowd would have gone nuts!
On the offensive side, Butler seemed un-guardable, even by Hinjosa! Speaking of un-guardable Taylor Fowlers' half court shot over all the boys was simply unstoppable. And they thought females were weak at basketball?
In their second game of the day, The Warriors (1-1) matched up against the Celtics (1-1). They won the game by two points, ending in a score of 5 to 3. This game was absolutely marvelous. In the opening minutes of the game, Bahati Kimondo made a great hustle play and then connected on a ten-footer to put the Warriors up two. Seconds later Ronald Confer scored a point for the Warriors, which extended the lead further. With a minute remaining, Confer passed the ball to Elijah Stallings who finished the play and for all intensive purposes, ended the Celtics chances for victory.
by Agnes Aniwaah (Warriors Beat Reporter)
Team All-Star (1-0) played Team Shut it Down (0-1) in their first game of the season on Tuesday. Both teams showed great sportsmanship and effort during the contest. Team captain Brittney French demonstrated very good leadership skills on and off the court. She was able to have her team work very well together. Though Team Shut It Down put up a good fight against them, in the end, Team All-Star ran away with a 10 to 4 victory.
by Mali Motton (Team All-Star Beat Reporter)
5-Star Kings Take A Stepney in the Right Direction
The "5 Star Kings" (0-1) are a powerful team who proved Tuesday that they know their way around the court. They shot three-pointer after three-pointer, connecting on 38.5 percent of their attempts. Willie Jiles, who is the most athletic player on their team, led all scorers with five points. Greg Stepney showed superior defense and a tremendous screening ability which allowed his teammates to get to the basket easily. This was a very hard-fought game but the "5 Star Kings" couldn't pull it out in overtime, falling to Team Unnamed (1-0) by one.
Tiambriss Johnson (5-Star King's Beat Reporter)
Yasmine Breaks it Down
An exciting and very intense game between the Un-Named (1-0) and the 5 Star Kings (0-1) had the crowd going crazy. The 5 Star Kings starting off the game with a gorgeuos 3 pointer (2 pointer) shot by Willie Jiles which started the pandemonium in the gym. The 5 Star Kings had a huge lead on the Un-Named for the first half of the game. With 4 minutes left on the clock Team Un-Named wasted no time playing around. They came back very quick, making threes out of nowhere.
At the buzzer, the game ended with a tied game score at 7-all. Going into over-time not knowing what was going to happen or what to expect, the wonderful Ben Moore made a 2 pointer leaving, the crowd lost for words in excitement.
In the end, the final score was 9 to 7 with Un-Named winning. Tomorrow’s game is going to be crazy. The 5 Star Kings vs. All-stars. No one knows what to expect. I guess you’re just going to have to wait on me to tell you. Lol!-
Yasmine Treaseh (5-Star Kings Beat Reporter)