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The thoughts of Mr. Maley and his wonderful, respectful, and always properly prepared students at Kenwood Academy.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Awards Banquet
THE PLAYOFFS (Thursday, March 31)
Today was the last day of the basketball season. Shut it Down (4-12) went up against Team Unnamed (11-5) in a semi-final match-up. They were kind of tired at first like they didn’t have their rhythm, but by the end of the game they were glowing with energy. Unfortunately Shut it Down lost and subsequently shut it down for the season. That’s okay because they had a great season and improved a lot over the last four weeks.
by Maliah Terry
Regular Season Champs Can't Get it Done in Playoffs
What time is it? GAMETIME! That's right, the Championship is finally here. The number one seed UNNAMEDs (11-5) looked to add a World Championship to their resume. To start, they took down the Shut it Downs (4-12). The Shut it downs, as always, were ever so violent, but one of their players Chen, established himself as a star player who didn’t need to engage in the bullying tactics. Chen showed amazing perseverance for his team and almost helped lead them to an evening more amazing upset.
by Chavelle Blackburn
The Cream Always Rises to the Top
Today was a very special day for all of the teams in seventh period. Today, was the last day of the season and the culmination of all their hard work. All of these teams were great. They all wanted to be called #1 but, there could only be one winner. The 5 Star Kings (9-7) took on the All- Stars for the last time. Both teams were great but 5-Star Kings won with the help from Demetrius Thomas, who drained a 3 pointer for the win. They were able to move on to the championship in style, as Demetrius strutted to half court, while getting mobbed by teammates.
by Tiambris Johnson
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
The Opportunity of a Lifetime
Monday, March 28, 2011
Day 8 (Monday, March 28)
Celtics Make History Today's game was awesome as the Celtics (8-7) made team history by winning both of their games in same day for the first time all season! They both were BLOWOUTS! In the first game, Team Polo (10-5) lost to the Celtics by a final score was 12-5! In the second game, the Celtics beat Team Taylor (2-13) by a final score 16-2! CONGRATS CELTICS ON MAKING HISTORY AND GOOD LUCK IN THE PLAYOFFS THIS WEEK! by Tyesha Diggins The Unnameds Survive Hack Fest...Barely Well its playoff week so, LET'S GET READY TO RUMB-oh wait, wrong sport. I must've been confused as the Shut it Downs (4-11) attempted to beat down the UNNAMEDs (9-5). I must agree with Mr. Maley when he stated, "this team is the dirtiest team in the league." From Eboni Wilson and Janice Reed-Brown repeatedly fouling my players to calling faux fouls, this team was utterly out of control. The early nineties Knicks and Pistons were angels on the court compared to the Shut it Downs. Translation? Easy win for the UNNAMEDs. 5-Star Hoping to Get Hot as Playoffs Approach Today's game was outstanding. This week was really important because the 5 Star Kings (8-6) would like to improve their seed for the playoffs which start and end on Thursday. The 5 Star Kings took on the All-Stars (9-4), but the 5 Star Kings couldn' take the heat. It was a close game but, they didn’t defend well enough to win. The 5 Star Kings lost by a score of 6-5. by Tiambriss Johnson |
Sunday, March 27, 2011
KPL Power Rankings (After Week 2)
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Day 5 (Tuesday, March 22)
Having a Ball
The first game of the day was Ballers (7-4) versus Wizards (7-4). This game was pretty intense as people kept falling and running into eachother. It didn't make for great basketball, but it did create a ton of laughter and fun. The Ballers won the laugher 5 to 4.
The next game was Ballers (7-4) versus Love-Els (1-10). If there is one thing that is clear from this game, it's that both teams had great teamwork and were really focused! Finally, with the help of Mr. Maley, the Love-Els got their first victory of the season and pulled off the gigantic upset.
by April Miles
Period 4
Team Polo Improves to League-Best 6 Games over .500
In their second game of the day, The Marco Polos (8-2) played Team Taylor (2-8)!!!!!! The crowd went bezerk as all of the Polo teamates entered the gym. Once everyone was seated, and he had regained their composure, the game began. Jovan Brooks and Saintario Mitchell had a good start to the game, scoring a point a piece. As the game progressed, team Taylor was headed for another blowout loss, that is until MR. MALEY JOINED THE GAMEEEE! It looked as though team Taylor could've definitely had this one in the bag, but not even Mr. Maley could stop Polo captain Santario (Editor's Note: Kyndal must have stopped watching, otherwise, she would have known that Maley put Mitchell on lockdown).
After the ball went out of bounds on the first play of Maley's arrival, he scored Team Taylor's first basket. I think this was a result of Maley and Raphael Hinjosa's brilliant teamwork running a perfectly executed give and go. A few plays later, Taylor got hit in the mouth by Saintario! That had to hurt. The game ended soon thereafter, with another win for team Polo.
by Kyndal Buchanan
Teacher Suspects Plagiarism Due to Lack of Pink Font
As I look at the game notes from today's game, I see there is not a lot to talk about because my AWESOME CELTICS (5-5) blew out Team Taylor (2-8)! Bahati Kimondo has been the number one talk all week on the blog spot and today was no different. Kimondo scored an UNIMAGINABLE, and female league record, 6 points in the game, leading to the fifteen to zip blow out. All of Kimondo's points came from hustling hard and incredible teamwork. Chris Butler seemed to be showing a signs of recovery from his recent leg injury and scored 2 points in his return to action. Jeffery Dickson also displayed some hustle and for his effort, he got 2 points for his team. At the end of the game, the Celtics celebrated their victory by dancing,boasting, and bragging, with me joining in on the sidelines. CONGRATS CELTICS!
by Tyesha Diggins
Warriors Defeated by Celtics
Today was an interesting game between the Celtics (5-5) and the Warriors (5-5), but the Warriors ended up losing again. The final score was 7 to 3. There was alot of teamwork between two of the best players, Tariq Muhammed and Bahati Kimondo for the Celtics. Even in defeat, the Warriors all worked together with Kolajo being the recipient of numerous assists from his teammates.
by Tiffany Chin
Period 7
Team Voldermort Would Make Harry and Hermione Proud
Today, there was head-to-head action of Team Allstar (5-4) vs. the team whose name shall not be spoken, or as I like to call them, "Team Voldemort" (6-2). Mr. Maley, who subbed in for the depleted All-Star line-up, started off the game by trying to make a basket, but Jin, his own teamate blocked his shot (Tough Break Teach). The defense on Team Allstar was really weak today since Jemari and Brittany were absent and they didn't have an oppurtunity to practice with eachother. Mr. Maley did show some fancy footwork as he scored a 3 pointer. It's funny though, I can't get over the fact that all the other players on the court come up to his thigh! Fair game? I think not. Team Allstar definetly feels lucky today since they have the giant "Jim" teacher on their team. So confident in fact, that they don't feel the need to expend all their energy in the game. Mr Maley made another basket, courtesy of Dante Jones and Jin Wu's playmaking ability. Team Allstar wins! Thanks Mr. Maley.
by Kyla Hughes
Absent All-Stars
Well, another day, another dawn and the UNNAMEDs (6-2) faced the All-stars (5-4) again. Only this time, they were the Absent Allstars. With only 2 genuine players in attendance, Maestro Maley subbed in for this sickly squad. "And One" Alicia returned with defense like WHOA and Kayla the Magnificent was the owner of some dangerous blocks. Though it didn't count, the UNNAMEDs walked away less than victorious.
However, they did make quite the comeback versus the Shut it Downs (1-8). Alicia Peters, unfortunetly left with a battle scar from Eboni. Wilson. Yashae later screamed: "THAT'S RIGHT GIRL, PLAY AGGRESSIVELY!" Maybe next time they should try to win aggressively...
P.S. Yashae played more shin defense than Chen's defense (which was incredible by the way)!
by Chavelle Blackburn
Kings of the Castle
Today's game was very agressive. It was full of enthusiam and energy. The 5 Star Kings (5-3) took on the Shut it Downs (1-8). Even though the Shut it Down had a lot of fouls, they won by a score of 5-3.
The second game was out of control. The 5 star Kings (5-3) took on the All-Stars (5-4). Even with Mr. Maley as a sub for the All-Stars, they still lost. The score was 6-2. Wes Govis had 2 points and Willie Giles contribured with 3. Hopefully, the 5 Star Kings will bring home another win tomorrow. Good Luck Guys!!!!
by Tiambriss Johnson
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Day 4 (Monday, March 21)
Maley's No Replacement for Lovel El
Today, as I was observing the Love El's (1-8) featuring Mr. Maley (who replaced the absent Kalekey Love El), I noticed a lack of team-wide effort. It's my opinion that this strong team could have come together to conquer the other teams, but simply didn't get it done today. I know Mondays can be dull and tiring but we need to step it up on Tuesday. I expect a much better performance and believe that this team has a chance to go on a long winning streak if they are able to make the appropriate adjustments.
by Raesharnae Brooks
Ballin!
Ballers (7-2) prolonged their winning streak on Monday! The first victim to fall prey to the Baller's skills were the Wizards (5-4). Although the Wizards did their best, the combination of DJ Langston's intensity, Gary Barker's shooting, Thomas Foster's rebounding, and Kyra Kemp's shot-blocking was too much for them. While Steven Dean did work, the rest of the Wizards had off-nights. The Ballers ended up winning the game 11 to 4.
The second game matched up the Ballers (7-2) against the Thunder (5-4). the game was pretty rough because it was an "all boy and one girl" game. Ballers were the last ones standing, winning the game 10-6.
Period 4
The Ball Don't Lie
Team Polo (6-2) played the Celtics (4-4) for the 3rd time of the season on Monday. This match-up has proven to be a traditional showdown between the Celtics' Chris Butler and Polo's Saintario Mitchell. Today Mitchell came out on top willing his Team Polo to a victory.
At the start of the game, Mitchell said "Y'all know I'm taking out all my anger on y'all now". Mitchell expressed this strong sense of anger due to the one game suspension that he had to serve in game one. Why? Long story short, Santario couldn't pull his Pinochio routine on Coach Maley.
Bahati Kilmondo of the Celtics was a very agressive player today. It seemed as if she was playing rougher than the boys! As a female, I was VERY proud of Bahati's performance! Everytime she had the ball, I was on the sidelines screaming "GO BAHATI! YOU GO GIRL!", showing my fellow sister some love!
Chris Butler made sure to explain repeatedly how he had a leg injury and that's why they lost the game 6 to zip. Even though this was an unexpected blow out, it served noticed to the rest of the league that Team Polo is for real.
by Tyesha Diggins
Kimondo Shines Again
The second game of the day had the Celtics (4-4) playing the Warriors (4-4) . It was a good game, although it started kind of slow, but before you knew it, both teams started making shots. The first shot was made by the team Celtics and then again making the score 2-0. The game then got serious, making three shots in a row, the Warriors caught up giving them a 3-2 lead. After that the game turned into a hack fest as it seemed as if every possession ended in a foul.
Momentum changed when Bahati Kimondo from the Celtics made an incredible swooping finger roll making the score 4-3. When announced that there were only 5 minutes left the game got very serious. In the end, my beloved Celts one 6 to 5.
by Brandylene Morris
Maley Minute: In other news, Javon Brooks became only the second player in the KPL to get a suspension reduced. Javon filed a formal letter of appeal to the League Commisioner's Office, requesting that the Commish reconsider.
Although Maley was not happy with reducing the suspension, he had to keep his word. The Commish could not be reached for further comment.
Fortunately for us, lead investigative journalist for the tabloid magazine "The Secret KPL" received an anonymous email with the exact letter of appeal that was sent to KPL headquarters by Brooks.
"I want to apologize to the board and all associated with the KPL for my behavior that took place 2 days ago. I could have avoided the whole situation if I would have kept my mouth closed. Also, I let down my team by not playing. In the future, I will no longer resort to such behavior. I have learned from my actions and request that the league review the severity of my suspension."
- Javon Brooks
5th Period
The Commish Impressed by Powell
After getting off to slow start in the first two days of KPL play, Team Unity's (2-6) Requean Powell has caught fire as of late. He has a D-Wade/Manu Ginobli-like way of splitting defenders and finishing at the rim over taller opponents. He has been lights out from 16 feet and in and has put himself among the elite scorers in the league. Even more impressive has been Powell's leadership ability. If he can lead the charge and get Unity back to .500, Powell may put himself in the mix for MVP consideration.
- Ghostwriter (Because 5th period reporters didn't meet deadlines)
7th Period
The Unnameds Split Two
The UNNAMEDs took sole possession of first place today, ending the day with a 5-2 record. First, they took down the Shut it downs, no bigee. The final score was a whopping 5-0 thanks to Ben with his trick block, a beautiful trick shot by Alicia "the Awesome" Peters, and Darren's pretty shot with Victor Francois right in his face. Sorry kid, no cigars.
The 5 star kings (4-3) stepped up to the plate next. I must say, they really brought the heat. Willy was notably too eager for words-or points for that matter and Wes seemed to foul in all directions. Greg Stepney however became the master of the rebounds.
Regulation ended in a tie and the game proceeded into overtime. After the the first few failed attempts by both teams, Demetrius "The Closer" Thomas put it in a running one-hander for a 6-5 finish. 5 star kings take all...and then some.
by Chavelle Blackburn
Jiles, Stepney, and Thomas lead Comback Kings
The 5 Star Kings (4-3) and the All Stars (4-3) went head-to-head once again today. This time, the 5 Star Kings took the gold. With a score of 9-0, you couldn't help but watch this dominating performance. Willie Jiles made 3 pointer after 3 pointer and even threw a few lay-ups as well. He had everybody in the gym on their feet. Gregory Stepney put forth an incredible defensive effort, rejecting everything put up close to the rim.
Even though the All Star's lost they played with a lot of energy and worked extremely hard on the defensive end. Jermari Boddy and Brittany French weren't playing any games. In the end the 5 Star Kings took the game by a score of 9-0.
Once again the 5 Star Kings (4-3) came hard and took the game by storm going against the Un-Named (5-2). I must admit, the Un-Nameds are a very good team with really good players. Ben taking the team in his hand had the Fanatics of the Anonymous in the crowd going crazy. The Un-Named had a big lead on the 5 Star Kings, but the comeback Kings made an instantly huge offensive surge towards the last 2 minutes of the game. Gregory Stepney,Willie Jiles, and Demetrius took the game over by playing great defense and making lay-ups. With 10 seconds on the clock the game was tied 5-5. When the buzzer went off and no one scoring, the game fittingly went into over time.
In the end the score came out to 6-5, 5 Star Kings, as Greg Stepney scored the game winner. In all my years of covering the game for the KPL, these were the best two games that I'd ever seen. I've never seen people put their all into something like these 3 teams did today. Hopefully we get the same energy tomorrow, but then again, you never know what to expect.
-Your Favorite Reporter,
Yasmine Treaseh